Teenage Bottlerocket - "I Want To Die On My Birthday" (Official Music Video) - Pirates Press Records

Premiered Sep 19, 2025

Content warning: Suicide themes. Viewer discretion is advised. If you need help, call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, 24/7) https://988lifeline.org/ Teenage Bottlerocket - "I Want To Die On My Birthday" (Official Music Video) Directed & Animated by Kaleb Kaiser From the LP Ready To Roll 2025 Pirates Press Records Stream the album: https://vyd.co/TeenageBottlerocketRea... Order the album on 12" Colored Vinyl, CD, or cassette: https://piratespressrecords.com/teena... EU orders: https://coretexrecords.com/Teenage-Bo... UK orders: https://plastichead.com/artist/teenag... AU orders: https://endlessdetentionrecords.com/p... Find Teenage Bottlerocket online: https://teenagebottlerocket.com/   / teenagebottlerocket     / teenagebottlerocketofficial   https://teenagebottlerocket.bandcamp.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Want To Die On My Birthday" I want to die on my birthday party in my bedroom I’m gonna use the cord from the vacuum Who knows I might decide it’s probably best to wait another year I want to die on my birthday party with a mic stand I’m gonna use the sharpened end for a headstand As the pole slides through the top of my head my brains will spill out onto the floor I want to die on my birthday party on the freeway I’m gonna crash my car on the interstate I may as well stop traffic besides my grave markers gonna look pretty cool I want to die on my birthday party in my backyard I’m gonna send myself into the graveyard I’m gonna take a piss on an electric fence While I’m wading in the kiddie pool I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday it’s gotta be an accident There was LSD on my laminate I lost my mind, and I thought I could fly I did a double gainer off of a bridge What if I was playing frisbee golf by the high school? And a spit wad shot outside of the classroom It could lodge itself inside my head Sometimes my birthday is on spring break There’s a chance I could be going over all my wishes And slit my wrists doing dishes I can fall down a gnarly set of stairs What if someone blew up the block? I want to die on my birthday, it might be a heart attack Candles lit by a pyromaniac It’s really just one less day my dumb shit friends will have to recall I haven’t felt this way since I turned 21 That was my favorite birthday of them all I know there’s only one way to choose the day we die You can sing me happy birthday suicide! I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday

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