Shower Sharks (Horror/Comedy) Update
"Shower Sharks: It's like Hitchcock's Psycho, got drunk with Jaws, had a one night stand and gave birth to a shark baby." - Sam Qualiana, Director of Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
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HORRORSCREAMS VIDEOVAULT
"Is nowhere safe from sharks any more? JAWS made us afraid to go to the beaches, and since then there have been films that saw this terrifying beast of the sea come up close and personal with humans. Bill Zebub attacked our genitalia in DICKSHARK (2016), Ron Bonk has HOUSE SHARK (2017) and even Mark Polonia terrified the land with LAND SHARK (2017).
Now drummer for bands such as Motograter and The Browning, Noah "Shark" Robertson brings us his terrifying tale of sharks in the shower. Yes you did read that right. This short horror comedy follows struggling musician and shark obsessed Noah as he attempts to write a screenplay for his feature film titled Shark Slayer. As he attempts to put the finishing touches to his script his normal programming which naturally involves sharks, is interrupted by an important news bulletin. Locals of his town Surf Beach are calling the authorities to report that they are being attacked in their homes, specifically their showers, by an aggressive shark small enough to get up the pipes and vicious enough to tear you a new one. Of course Noah thinks this is just rubbish news and heads to his shower, but will he make it back from the shower in one piece and finish off the script that could send him to stardom. This is a fun 10 minute short that will make you think that Troma was involved somewhere along the line. In fact if you look closely you will find Lloyd Kaufman's How To Make Your Own Damn Movie! book on Noah's bed. Really enjoyable idea that will leave you wanting to see more from the director. Its low budget and silly, what more could you ask for. Beware the shower sharks!"
Review by Peter 'Witchfinder' Hopkins
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HORRORFUEL
"A shark obsessed dude attempts to write a screenplay as a shark (I predict I’m going to be writing that word a lot in this review) doc plays on the boob tube. Before long a news bulletin interrupts the show warning of a plague of shower sharks…sharks that emerge from drains to menace the populace…and you can guess what happens next!
Shower Sharks gives the viewer exactly what you would expect; an absurd and enjoyable bite sized bit of nonsense in the Troma style. Film maker (and lead actor)Noah “Shark” Robertson has a keen eye (two in fact) for delivering off-the-wall horror comedy, and you can tell he has a ton of passion and heart.
As for any negatives to be found here (and this isn’t really a “bad” thing…more of an observation of something that stood out); I’m fairly certain that Robertson just filmed an actual EMT call guerrilla style for the film’s coda…this is some real Corman level shit if my hunch is correct; but it was odd not seeing our star during this segment…
To sum it up; Shower Sharks is a fun, off-kilter bite-sized nugget of a flick, and you should check it out when you can!"
Review by Daniel XIII
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SEARCH MY TRASH
"While on TV, a documentary about sharks is interrupted by a warning regarding small but carnivorous sharks that pop up in your shower - but Noah Robertson is too busy writing a horror script ... about sharks nonetheless. So when he eventually decides to take a break and hop into the shower, he's of course attacked - I think you can guess by what ...
Ok, I think it's a safe bet to say that when you intend to watch a movie called "Shower Shark", you don't expect to learn anything much about the meaning of life and such but are in it for a bit of irreverent and silly fun - and that the film fully delivers, from its ridiculous premise to its execution and oneliners - and all this results in ... no masterpiece perhaps, but 10 minutes of great genre fun!"
Review by Mike Haberfelner
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POPHORROR.COM
"No bathroom is safe from Shower Sharks!"
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Directed by Noah "Shark" Robertson. Go to www.showersharks.com to pre-order Shower Sharks on DVD and help finish this project! (Get your name in the credits) [Offer ends May 7th, 2018]
Shower Sharks hits horror movie conventions in the U.S. in October of 2018. Thanks for watching! #sharksploitation
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